What have the "teals" ever done for us?

Well, there's the aqueducts

…never send to know for whom the bell tolls; it tolls for thee.

—John Donne

The other day at a press conference, the leader of the Opposition, Peter Dutton, with his signature smile on his face, a skip in his step, and with a kind word for everyone, posed what he seemed to think was a chilling proposition: “Can anyone name anything the teals have achieved…